Most museums offer lifetime memberships.
    Why stop there?

    For $AUD 75,000 you can enjoy all the benefits of
    Eternity Membership - parties, catalogues, annoying
    pamphlets, being sucked up to. Then - when you die,
    we have you cremated and put in a fancy jar in the
    museum. David's dad's there already.
    Don't you miss out.

    PS. This is not a joke.