Most museums offer lifetime memberships.
Why stop there?
For $AUD 75,000 you can enjoy all the benefits of
Eternity Membership - parties, catalogues, annoying
pamphlets, being sucked up to. Then - when you die,
we have you cremated and put in a fancy jar in the
museum. David's dad's there already.
Don't you miss out.
PS. This is not a joke.